Any feline worthy of the name cat ought to have the ability to hide in plain sight. Truly it is a simple concept but the execution of it is anything but. And yet, we cats are a talented and worthy species. You see, hiding in plain sight is an art form. Naturally there are gifted members of any species that can do so, but none so well as a cat. And true masters of this art form have worked for years to perfect it. Sometimes ultimate perfection in this method occurs after only several lifetimes of the cat in question while gifted cats achieve perfection in their first life. Regardless of how long it takes an individual cat to achieve mastery of the art, cats are naturally better at this because of our inherent arrogance. Hiding in plain sight requires a certain arrogance. A certain "you cannot see me because I do not wish you to see me" sort of approach to the moment.
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| "Cat? What Cat?" photo via Flickr by Trish Hamme |
That is right, human readers of rare intellect and feline friends, the trick to hiding in the middle of exposed fields or being invisible while standing in the open is all in the attitude. A cat can make itself less visible by sheer force of will just as it can make you feel it's gaze on your back when it wishes to be noticed. A cat, in other words, is capable of hiding in plain sight because only a cat has the force of will and natural arrogance to do it right.
Humans are not so good at hiding in plain sight because they think too much about the consequences. If you were to place a human in a situation where they needed to hide while plainly visible they would fail nearly every time. This is because it is rare for a human to be capable of silencing thoughts of the dire consequences that could arise if they fail to hide in plain sight. Cats on the other hand are possessed of marvelous, dare I say, even miraculous levels of self confidence. A cat knows precisely what it is capable of achieving and doubt only entered our vocabulary when we began owning human pets. No self-respecting cat would doubt it's ability to do anything especially a concept as simple as hiding by sheer force of will.
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| The dog cannot see me because I am hiding behind this ball of twine. - Photo by Madder Hatter |
Likewise a cat is not preoccupied with thoughts of the terrible things that will happen to it when it has failed to hide in plain view. This is because the natural arrogance of a cat leaves this idea as firmly impossible. The rare cat who does fail, deals with the consequences quickly, rationally and effectively so that even a failed attempt to hide in plain sight does not appear foolish but merely one of many tactics for a bad situation. A cat may freeze upon seeing a dog and will itself invisible. If by some catastrophe the dog smells the cat or glances at just the right time and sees the cat, the cat immediately enacts plan B which could be running, climbing a tree, or facing down the dog with claws drawn. More often than not the cat is successful and remains invisible by sheer force of will. Because a cat does not entertain the notion of failing it succeeds and this leaves it free to remain where it is and prevent the unnecessary expenditure of energy that flying up the nearest tree or fence would require.
Arrogance and will. That is all it requires. A cat does not fail to be invisible in the open because it has full faith in its abilities and also the inferiority of whatever species it is hiding from. A cat can shield itself from view by a single blade of grass with only the desire to not be seen and the arrogance that they can do so. Over time reality can not be made different than it is, but in a single moment you can be invisible simply because you will it so with an arrogance that defies reality and wins. Arrogance is generally seen as a negative quality amongst humans but this is only because they do not know what true superiority looks like.
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| "Cat Stalking" photo via Flickr by Dennis Carr |
The majority of humans who are arrogant are obnoxious because they believe themselves to be superior when everyone else can plainly see that they are not. Arrogance in cats just is because cats truly are superior. You are not labeled as an arrogant ass of a human if you truly are the best at what you do. If you are the gold medalist in archery nobody thinks you are arrogant for saying so. The problem lies in the difference between your perception of yourself and reality. But cats are firmly grounded in reality. We are arrogant yes, but in the best way.
So, that is the lesson for today. Do not underestimate the power of the will and the power of the mind. True belief in yourself and the will to see things through are more powerful than many humans think. So, go forth, be arrogant, be stubborn, have will power and succeed, even in the impossible.
As ever, I am at your service because it pleases me to be so.
xx
Miss Kitty
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