I just woke up from my day long catnap and I intend to go to sleep for the night now. You, are interrupting my beauty sleep, so I don't really have anything to say to you. Well, that's not entirely true. I promised you a piece of advice. So, you shall have one. I am true to my word. I am a cat after all.
The advice for today has to do with your whiskers. Always ensure that your whiskers are clean. Clean whiskers are the hallmark of feline excellence. It is much easier to retain a superior attitude and proper levels of dignity if you have clean whiskers. Indignation and disdain look preposterous on the face of a cat whose whiskers are not perfectly clean. Oh, and if you've ever heard the phrase that humans like to use "cleanliness is next to Godliness", well, it just so happens that the origin of this phrase lies in our clean whiskers. In some cultures we cats are revered, if not as gods, at least as inherently superior beings. Our cleanliness was noted and our impeccable whiskers inspired this phrase and also better grooming habits in humans. So, dear friends, clean your whiskers. Flaunt your superiority. Inspire greatness everywhere.
Oh and take a nap. Naps are wonderful. Period. Speaking of which I'm off to bed. I'm pleased to say that I've given you two pieces of advice today. As ever, I am at your service because it pleases me to be so.
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| "Bo" photo via Flickr by Melissa |
xx
Miss Kitty
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