The Dear Kitten Letter about Dogs

Dear and cherished Readers,
This cat knows what he is talking about. In his first letter, which you can find here, he gives general life advice to young kittens.  This letter however expresses profound truths about life with dogs.  Suffering through the presence of not one, but two, horribly large and stupid dogs I have to say his thoughts on them are accurate.  Including his advice on allowing them to eat your food.  Take notes fellow felines.



Also, he is completely right about their marketing ploy.  We should really find out how they came up with that and recruit the being responsible for it to our side.  Just a thought.

Oh, and remember that it may be good for your pet to have these pets to keep them company, but don't ever let your human come near you with a string/leash.  Some indignities are just not to be contemplated. 

I have brought you these letters because I hope they will be of use to you.  As ever, I am at your service because it pleases me to be so.

xx
Miss Kitty

The Dear Kitten Letter

Dear Feline and Human Readers,
This letter "Dear Kitten" is from a wise older cat to a young kitten.  In it the sage advice of the older cat is given freely to young kittens everywhere.  He speaks many truths about life and especially life with humans.  He also talks about the ambrosia that comes in little tin cans that we love. 



If you do figure out how to open the little cans filled with wet food, please do let me know.  I hope the other pieces of advice in this letter are of use to you.  I am, as ever, at your service because it pleases me to be so.

xx
Miss Kitty